That was the subject line of an e-mail received this morning from a fellow music snob . And he’s right – these bad-ass-Biebers are TOTAL fucking assholes.

Apparently, the four living advertisements for assisted suicide dancing in the video above are called BrokeNCYDE, a “crunkcore” group from the wild streets of Albuquerque, New Mexico. For those of you who have no idea what the hell “crunkcore” is, imagine (because we cannot in good faith recommend that you listen to it) autotune vocals, minimalist (code for: shit) techno beats, pussy synthesizers, random emo-screaming, and the embarrassed sobs of each of their fathers being blasting at once from broken speakers at Hot Topic. And there you have it.

It might seem like a piss-poor Saturday Night Live parody, but it’s not, and after checking with a trusty source (if Wikipedia was around when we were in high school… solid C’s), it seems as though BrokeNCYDE has been around for a while, wiggling around like bad acid trips in spite of such reviews from us (“this is the soundtrack to statutory date rape”) our dudes at Metal Edge (“fucking horrendous”) and Thrash Magazine (“a mockery to the world of music”), with the best coming from NME.

Sorry for venting and hating. Maybe it’s because we’re in a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad mood today, but seriously – what the fuck?