My wife and I won a shopping spree once upon a time. It was at a supermarket, and our shithead neighbors tried to claim the prize as their own so the four of us were forced into a winner-take-all shop-off. Friendships were destroyed… food was ruined… I even spiked a frozen turkey at the finish line before I was stabbed a bunch of times. But in the end, it was all worth it as my wife and teenage kids enjoyed feast after feast while I recovered from my wounds in a kiddie pool and… actually, that was a Married With Children episode. Oops.
Anyways… how do you feel about free money? Now that Karmaloop has reached nearly one million Facebook fans we’re rewarding just one of you – yeah, cruel world, boo hoo – with a $5,000 shopping spree on the site and all you have to do is sign up right here. That’s right, just enter your name and email address and you’re in the running. And the more people you get to sign up, the better your chances of winning. You don’t even have to buy shit or send the blog editor nudes (unless you REALLY want to win).