2. Load your Karmaloop shopping cart with all of the product your blessed heart desires;
3. Check Twitter frequently to see when our fearless leader, Gregus Khan, drops a massive gift code
(Hint: There will be no warning. Keep your peepers peeled for a string of numbers and letters);
4. Copy the code and paste it to the Promo Gift Certificate box and check out as fast as humanly possible;
5. If you were the quickest on the draw, you’ll see the gift code amount automatically deducted from your order total (codes range from $100 to $1,000!);
6. Stunt on the rest of the fools out there if you win – those bragging rights were earned!
Sound too good to be true? It’s not, so calm down – now tell us who loves you?!